28Apr/096
Ward’s RAP
Ward Pond has been talking about RAP all day today on Twitter. I'm not normally one to RAP, but I've been inspired to put out a little lyrical verse in Ward's honor.
[ahem]
Ward's RAP:
My name is Ward, last name Pond
SQL Server is of what I'm fond
I like my data relational
and my processes transactional
(say what?)
If you don't know about t-logs
Then you best be reading my blogs
'Cause I'm a real SQL master
I knows how to make the SQL go faster
Command line is my only tool
Not like that SSMS junkie, SQLFool
So don't mess with me, or you'll be TechEd skooled
Word. And I don't mean Office.
[/pain]
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April 28th, 2009 - 18:17
Ummm….
/spilled drink
BEST POST EVAH!
April 28th, 2009 - 19:15
Huh. I’m not sure how to respond to this, so I’ll just leave it at that, G.
April 28th, 2009 - 19:57
OMG!!! I am howling!!! All y’all have soitenly gotten me beat. So to speak…
April 29th, 2009 - 10:18
Um, I think Ward smacked you.
Thanks for the smile – both of you!
April 30th, 2009 - 04:44
Pure Class!
April 30th, 2009 - 07:20
Very inspiring, I may just have to have a go as well. A 2009 version maybe. Then again maybe not. (hard act to follow etc…)
Here was my last rhyming attempt:
SQL poetry:
http://dbwhisperer.blogspot.com/2008/04/sql-poetry.html